Here are some of the trashiest things that my best homie4lyfe, Jake, and I have ever done. I'll give you a 99 cent rotisserie chicken if you can guess which were Jake, which were me, and which were both of us.
1. Hung out in Burger King for four straight hours to use the wifi
2. Poured milk into a cereal bag, and drank it on the walk to school
3. Drove from Denver to Fort Collins butt naked
4. Sprayed Febreze® in armpits because they were eh-stinky
5. Ate food out of trash cans and off the floor
6. Ate left-overs from an abandoned food tray in the airport
7. Wore the same pair of underwear for multiple weeks
8. Returned something to Goodwill for two dollars
9. Squatted in a house with no water or electricity
10. Lived out of a van for three months
11. Dug popcorn bags and drink cups out of the movie theater trash and got refills
12. Walked to campus to steal a toilet paper roll because they were out and it was Sunday
13. Showered at the RB for a month when their water got cut
14. Swapped tags at Savers for a better price
15. Ate regularly at a "D" grade Chinese restaurant
16. Checked status of tampon while driving
17. Snuck bread rolls from a restaurant in their bag
18. Used roommates and other random people's toothbrushes and razors
19. Made out with someone they met on Facebook
20. Spent quality time in craigslist's "missed connections" section
21. Drank from water bottles they found on a hiking trail
22. Charged phone in electricity outlets on people's christmas lights
23. Flirted with a butcher to get a rotisserie chicken for 99 cents
24. Put a tupperware full of milk in their backpack and all their stuff got ruined
25. Went dumpster diving at Krispy Kreme and gave boxes of donuts away as gifts
26. Used the floral aisle of Walmart for a topless photo shoot
26. Used the floral aisle of Walmart for a topless photo shoot
27. Claims they saw Rasputin at Taco Bell
28. Took a nap on a shelf in Walmart
29. Washed their hair in a plastic ziploc bag
30. Used tweezers they found in a public bathroom
28. Took a nap on a shelf in Walmart
29. Washed their hair in a plastic ziploc bag
30. Used tweezers they found in a public bathroom
