My poor mother

Some kids did drugs in high school. I redesigned magazine covers.


I used get a kick out of cutting up magazine pictures and putting them all over the house. Inside all the kitchen cupboards were pictures of people eating food, with a sign that said something like, "Make a Sandwich!"

We had this painting hanging in our house. When my parents had parties, I would tape a sign on it that said, "Pull my Finger", because naturally I wanted them to have a classy reputation.

And who could forget putting brownie batter on the toilet seat and army men in the ice dispenser. My poor mother....she knows she misses me.